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Now, I KNOW I have posted this here before - and tweedle_ has been kind enough to post the others on her new humour site, lotr_glee - if you like anyone's funny tales, they're all going to be filed there - but this one is missing for some reason. So I thought I'd make it easier for her to find by re-posting it here!

AND if you have funny stories that are LOTR RPS or FPS based, that's the place to store them. It's great!

EDIT: I found it posted on June 20th. But I'll leave it here cos it's easier for her to find! Hugs Tweedle. xxxxx




( Pit Stop 3 - Trochee )

Me and my ex on our Wedding Day. We woz kyoot!


Right! One whole pound under 13 stone, so I am announcing it to all and sundry - Yay! Yay! Yay! - and making a celebratory post of my latest Hobart Drizzle nonsense, entitled Pit Stop - Trochee. Why, I have no idea, expect the last one was called Enjambment. Spondee next I spose. :D Or maybe Dactyl.

Those who read my post re Mme Tour de Eiffel will recognise the allusion within.


( Pit Stop - Trochee )

Hobart Drizzle - see below.

Well, I'm still here! If this does not greatly surprise you, then it should! :D

Today I went to get Sauron - my little scooter, black and menacing - out of the garage to go to the shop/store/whatever, when the metal plate of the inspection pit gave way under me, and I landed on my arse in several inches of filthy water at the bottom of the pit. Yes, it was the pits, before anyone else says it. Grins.

Amazed that I was not a) dead, b) suffering several broken bones, and c) had not peed myself, I yelled for help, and the nice lady next door went and got Rich out of bed and, long story short - I had my head glued back together at the local hospital. Sheesh! I've been super-glued!

All I was worried about was that I wouldn't make to TOM in Cardiff on 26 April!

So I wrote this to cheer myself up.


( Pit Stop: Caesura )