Nonsense

[ismenin]

Nice drawing of Thranduilon's Son. :D

I like nonsense sometimes. Having finished part 20 of my story, I decided on a wander about the Times UK newspaper. I found these in the announcements. I liked them because...I liked them.

I also found some books for sale on eBay that quite tickled me, too. So they're here as well.




Birth Announcements
Saxon Beresford Douglas Saber
Bruno Marmaduke Noel Findlay
Marmaduke and Randolf Rothwell
Hermione Perigee Maddison
Alexandra Afroditi Gubbins Barber
Sholto David Francis Hunt
Chiara Jenifer Bene Stuttard
Scarlett Mai Brunhilde Thompson
Milo John Crockett Mounde (Milo Mounde! Oh, Perleese!)
Darke Milo Simon

Engagements
Tom Leeming & Tamarisk Woods (Tamarisk! The poor girl sounds like a tree!)
Marc David Salter & Olivia Eleonora Toriglioni Del Cassereo-Nisbett (It was the boring Nisbett after all those exotics that tickled me)

Commitment Ceremonies - just cos they CAN, now!
Damian Jenkins & David White
Lisa May Wilson & Jemma Louise Triance

Marriages
Luke Anand le Roy Bird & Gemma Payne - cute
Prof. Nigel Eastman and Dr Bee Brockman - pretentious (Their friend don't need to know their qualifications, for goodness sake! Clive Williams, OBE and Dr Christina Hill (ditto)

BOOKS

Pests of Field Crops: The Agricultural Nematodes

The Watchmaker's Lathe

The Voyage of the Arctic Tern

The Poultry Manual

Why Not Eat Insects?

Ventilation in Public Buildings (I WANT this one - not!!)

(fascinating reading!)

Ah, well, it's just me, I spose! :D xxxx