This is Prim's Aunt Ermyngarde - nice, eh?
I was fascinated to read this...
about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower. Together with the woman who is passionately in love with the Berlin Wall, and Emma, who is in love with Jake, her hi-fi, (and who once had a fling with a banister) they form a select coterie of women (no men, as far as I can see) who love objects, and make love to them.
However, I do remember, recently, the British bloke who was found making love to his bike. Maybe he was an OS, as they are called.
Do follow the link in the article to Frau Berlin-Mauer's website. There are some sweet pics of her spouse there - and a nice fence which had once taken someone's fancy.
Personally, I prefer the objects of my desire to have a pulse, but it is a fascinating subject. I thought you'all may be interested. Was I Wrong? :D